And, Flirting with Blasphemy...

Here's wikiality's article on Jesus H. Christ, who is, of course, an American and a Republican. It's funny and it makes me nervous for laughing at the same time (I hear that it gets really hot in Hell). However, this exerpt is where I lost it and really laughed out loud...

"When compared with all the non-Christian (false) deities, Jesus is the most ripped, except for perhaps Thor, but he's all about muscle mass while Jesus is about being toned."

Here's the link to the whole article: http://www.wikiality.com/Jesus

OK, that should do it for my ooohing and aaahing over Stephen Colbert's genius. Maybe.